STUART FINDEN
Born somewhere south
of the Tyne: "not my fault," he insists. Moved north
as part of the Great Vowel Shift. Busked in the summer; starved
in the winter. Played pop, soul, blues, jazz and mandolin.
Ambitions: to perform at the world's largest stadium and improvise
endlessly on the theme from Teletubbies.
Plays tenor and soprano saxophone (not together, but often on
the same day).
Probably the most handsome member of the band.