HEATHER BELL
Born Newcastle upon
Tyne on May Day during an eclipse of the sun to a family of Morris
dancers. Otherwise perfectly normal. Rumoured to be related to
Brian the Bass. Has danced with Hexham Lasses Morris side since
her feet reached to the ground. Also dances Irish and Clog and
is often seen at festivals playing a fiddle.
Arrival in Whapweasel as keyboards player brought the average
age of the band down by 140 years.
Probably the youngest and most drop-dead gorgeous member of the
band.